Friday, May 13, 2011
Wranglers and Jeans
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Chuckwagons and Fat Rolls
OK ~ That's it for now. Gotta go run a few laps around the ranch to work off all the calories I consumed today. Did I tell ya that I actually saw them using REAL LARD to cook with? The really bad part is that I went back for seconds from that wagon! It was awesome!
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Ranch Branding
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Got Grit?
This was another awesome horse, with huge belly rolls. Yes, the cowboys do get bonus points from the judge for "fanning" the horse with their hat. He probably would have gotten more points if he hadn't lost his way-cool aviator glasses the next jump, but he still rode him out through some amazing moves.
This guy gets my vote for the coolest ride of the day. That little gray horse was spectacular, ducking, dodging and kicking the entire ride. This guy was an amazing rider and stuck to him like a tick, until the back cinch popped and sent the saddle catapulting up on the horses' neck. You can see it mid-slide here. Cowboy did a faceplant about .5 seconds later, but never quit riding until he hit the dirt.
Got Grit? These guys do...
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Carrie & Jason
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Peer Pressure
Our babies are getting much bigger, stronger, and more independent. Halley and Rambo are like two little kids ~ always running around together, playing tag, and raising cain wherever they go. Halley is like a big older sister to Rambo. She constantly picks fights and gets him into trouble, just like every older sister should.
This is a typical day in the little "Kindergarden" pasture here at the ranch. Little Halley (far left) decided she wanted to go and see the big horses across the fence, but she's still a little timid. Fortunately, she's got Rambo for company ~ I love how she's pushing him up with her chest, and he's baby-talkin' the whole way!
This kind of reminds me of when my brother introduced me to electric fences... "It's not going to hurt you! Honest! Would I ever get you in trouble? Seriously, it's not hot, see?" (as he quickly touches it with the back of his hand) "Just grab ahold of it, and you won't feel a thing!"
I probably looked like little Rambo when I walked up to the wire: Half scared to death, shaky knees, and probably baby talkin' as well. But, heck, he's my brother ~ he wouldn't do anything to hurt me, right? Apparently, there were some unresolved sibling issues back then...
Did you know that electricity causes your muscles to contract? If you touch the back of your hand to an electric fence (like my evil brother), you'll get zapped, sure. But if you grab it in the palm of your hand (like my evil brothers' idiot sister), you're in trouble. My hand contracted into a fist around the wire and refused to let go, no matter how hard I screamed, or how hard my brother laughed. I swear there were sparks flying off my teeth that day. I had a nervous tic for a week, and have had a slight phobia about electricity ever since then.
I kind of feel sorry for poor little Rambo. Peer Pressure is so hard to fight, and he's obviously struggling with it as well. He and I should probably go to therapy together.
On second thought, maybe I should make a trip up to Tractor Supply. I heard they're having a sale on their fence chargers...
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Babies behaving badly...
The new baby tried some of the big-kid moves as well, but he's not quite ready for them, as you can see. He turfed it big time.
The others didn't show much sympathy. Little Halley is still trying to show him how to do the stunts the right way...
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Photo evaluation
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Wahooooooooo!!!!!!
This is why I bought "Big Daddy:" This photo was taken in a dark stall under flourescent lighting, at 3 AM. My other lenses would just make a muddy mess of the image... Big Daddy captures the light and creates a beautiful, sharp, kissably cute image.
Did I mention we have new babies??
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Awwww....
Monday, February 16, 2009
A Science Lesson...
According to my new favorite source, Wikipedia, "The North American Nine-banded Armadillo tends to jump straight in the air when surprised, and consequently often collides with the undercarriage or fenders of passing vehicles." I've noticed this behavior on occasion when I'm out loping my horses across the pasture. When a Nine-banded Armadillo pops out of the grass in front of a colt, often the horse will imitate the action, occasionally causing it's rider to collide with trees, powerlines, or low-flying birds.
According to Wikipedia, armadillos "have the ability to remain underwater for as long as six minutes. Because of the density of its armor, an armadillo will sink in water unless it inflates its stomach and intestines with air, which often doubles its size and allows it to swim across narrow bodies of water." How cool is that!
OK ~ that's it for today's science lesson. Next week we'll delve into a different area of ranch education. Should we cover Truck Ropin with Cowboy Jim or 'Possum CPR with my lovely assistant Amber?
Sunday, February 15, 2009
I don't do cows.
And this one! Number 593. This poor thing must stare in the mirror every morning, and obsess about her poor uneven face. We all know how hard it can be to hide our horns! She must be tormented with self-doubt and uncertainty! These cows are almost human! I can feel the connection and bond growing. I think I need to commune with these creatures and become a member of their fold. They will become like family, like a... Wait a second! What the?!!! Is that calf really... NO! It can't be! Please tell me she is not .... please, no!AAACK! GAG! NOOOOOO! EEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Cows are nasty, yucky, gross, beastly, disgusting, awful, repugnant, vulgar, nauseating, vile, foul, filthy, ... EEEEWWW!
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Ranch Lessons
Step One: Take a firm grip on the Axe. Check.
Step Two: Make sure the axe head is secure (there's nothing more painful then having the head of the axe slide down the handle to crunch your thumbs, or even better, the back of your skull). Check.
Step Three: Take a stance on the ice, preferably with one foot on solid ground. Check. Yay! Amber doing great! There isn't even any blood yet!
Let's advance to step Four: Get a good swing (being careful not to accidentally impale your big toe with the pointy end of the axe. As you can see, Amber is displaying correct form by twisting her head 180 degrees (almost) to avoid the blinding ice chunks. We're both sissy girls, after all. She's showing excellent extension of her humeral-radial joint, but could be using her knees a little more. We'll give her a B+ for this maneuver. Aw, heck... We'll bump her up to an A-. She deserves a little extra credit for not screaming from the pain in her abs.
Step Six (we'll bypass Step Five, which usually involves falling on your rear end, slipping into the hole you just cut, or suffering major contusions to your various anatomical parts, all the while trying to maintain a certain level of poise and composure) Step Six: Adopt the traditional lumberjack stance, being careful not to do the splits on the ice ~ it's very important to try to make this step look as easy and seamless as possible. Even though your abs and obliques feel like you've just been kicked by a mule, its important to keep the panting and sweating to a minimum.
After all, it's hard to find a big burly husband when you smell like you've just run a marathon.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Foal Shoot
We've started popping out babies here at the ranch, and they're getting big and strong already. They've got those baby soft muzzles, frizzy little manes, and incredibly sharp hooves that can and will remove a toenail if they step on you! These two are both very sweet and good-natured. So far. But that might change as soon as the vet or the farrier appears.
They're both learning to use their legs and they love to run. And run. And run some more. Then there's some sleeping and nursing. Then more running.
Our babies are bred to be cutters. No, not the disturbed EMO kind with a razor blade ~ our horses are a different kind of cutter. Cutting horses are bred to work cattle ~ they sort (cut) one cow out of the herd, then hold it by itself. In traditional ranch work, this allowed other cowboys to work, sort, doctor, or rope that animal easier. Being the manipulative humans that we are, we have bred this behavior into the animals, so most of them really LOVE to cut.
Cutters need to be tremendously athletic, so it's good that these babies are growing up strong and healthy.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
My favorite shots
Sunsets are even better. The skys open up with a full palate of color, running the gamut from reds and blues, to oranges and spectacular silver. The evenings are a great time to ride as well. I love getting shots of horses and their riders: working, training, or just hanging out together.
Jean-Paul Sartre once said, "There is only one day left, always starting over: it is given to us at dawn and taken away from us at dusk."
I disagree. I think each day is a gift all the way through.If you'd like to schedule your own silhouette shot, please contact me via the numbers at my website: www.shooflyphotos.com
The greatest thing? No makeup is necessary!